Post by Katrina on Aug 9, 2011 21:02:09 GMT -6
Drusilla quotes
"Angel: Reunion (#2.10)" (2000)
Drusilla: I saw you coming, my lovely. The moon showed me. It told me to come into the twentieth century.
Angel: It's the twenty-first century, Dru.
Drusilla: Hmm, well I'm still lagging.
Lindsey McDonald: Can she hear you?
Drusilla: She's dead.
Lindsey McDonald: Oh, of course.
Drusilla: [sings] Run and catch, run and catch, the lamb is caught in the blackberry patch.
Holland Manners: Ladies. How...?
Darla: Your wife was kind enough to invite us in, Holland.
Holland Manners: Ah.
Drusilla: Very sweet, she was. Like clover.
[licking blood of her lips]
Drusilla: And honey.
Darla: Just think of it as our way of giving you what you want.
Holland Manners: What would I...?
Darla: I believe you said something about... a massacre.
Drusilla: You have beautiful skin.
Lilah Morgan: I moisturize.
Drusilla: That was very thoughtful of you.
Drusilla: Daddy's home.
Darla: Here for the tasting?
Drusilla: You're all new again.
Drusilla: I hear the sirens. They don't know if the world will be in the morning.
Lilah Morgan: [to Lindsey] Are the police coming?
Lindsey McDonald: No. She senses what this place was built for.
Drusilla: Ooh. I'm ringing. - Do you hear it? I'm ringing - all - over!
[Darla grabs the phone from Drusilla's cleavage]
Drusilla: Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.
"Angel: Redefinition (#2.11)" (2001)
Drusilla: Didn't like that barkeeper. Mm... can't get his eyes off my fingers.
Drusilla: [talking about Lindsey] He's got cow eyes, - big and black. Moo...
Drusilla: He won't leave.
Darla: I don't wanna hear this.
Drusilla: We could have a thousand soldiers, and still he'd come... Galloping, galloping, still he'll come.
Darla: Why is everybody trying to make this about Angel? I mean, for God's sake, can't a woman wreak a little havoc without there being a man involved?
Drusilla: You miss him, like a heartbeat.
Darla: I don't miss my heartbeat, Dru. It was a symptom of a disease I've since been cured of. You know, in a perfect world, Angel would be here right now helping me burn this city to the ground. This is his job I'm doing. But where is he? Probably flogging himself in a church somewhere.
Drusilla: Ooh, flogging! Ooh, churches...
Darla: In a perfect world, we'd be slaughtering the innocent. Laughing, as we rain destruction on this whole miserable town.
Drusilla: I see such pretty fire.
Darla: Fire. Conflagration. In a perfect world, they'd be nothing left here but ashes.
Drusilla: And pain. So much suffering. The flames are lovely. They dance, and the fire licks like a cat. And the screams. Oh, it's like star music.
Darla: That's nice, Dru. Now, hurry up. We can't be late.
Drusilla: Oh, it's beautiful. Dank and dark. It reeks of death.
Darla: That's motor oil, Dru.
Drusilla: Ten little soldiers all in a line. A shot rings out, - down to nine.
Drusilla: Dead already? Bad soldiers!
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: School Hard (#2.3)" (1997)
Drusilla: Do you like daisies? I plant them, but they always die. Everything I put in the ground withers and dies.
Spike: Me and Dru, we're movin' in. Now, any of you wanna test who's got the biggest wrinklies 'round here, step on up.
[to The Anointed One]
Spike: I'll do your Slayer for you. But you keep your flunkies from tryin' anything behind my back. Deal?
[the Anointed One nods]
Drusilla: I can't see her. The Slayer. I can't see. It's dark where she is. Kill her. Kill her, Spike. Kill her for me?
Spike: It's done, baby.
Drusilla: Kill her for princess?
Spike: I'll chop her into messes.
[last lines]
Spike: How's the Annoying One?
Drusilla: He doesn't wanna play.
Spike: Figures. Well, suppose I better go make nice.
[He walks over to the Anointed One and kneels before him]
The Anointed One: You failed.
Spike: I, um... I offer penance.
Vampire: Penance? You should lay down your life! Our numbers are depleted. The feast of St. Vigeous has been ruined by your impatience!
Spike: I was rash, and if I had to do it all over again...
[laughs evilly]
Spike: Who am I kidding? I would do it exactly the same, only I'd do this...
[grabs the Anointed One]
The Anointed One: No!
Spike: ...first!
[Spike sticks The Anointed One in the nearby cage and starts pulling a chain, lifting the cage up from the floor]
Spike: From now on, we're gonna have a little less ritual... and a little more fun around here.
[the cage is lifted into the sunlight. The Anointed One screams as he dies]
Spike: Let's see what's on TV.
Drusilla: Spike, I'm cold.
Spike: I got you.
Drusilla: I'm a princess.
Spike: That's what you are.
Drusilla: [about her favorite doll Miss Edith] Miss Edith speaks out of turn. She's a bad example and will have no cakes today.
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Innocence (#2.14)" (1998)
Spike: Are we feeling better, then?
Drusilla: I'm naming all the stars.
Spike: You can't see the stars, love. That's the ceiling. Also it's day.
Drusilla: I can see them. But I've named them all the same name, and there's terrible confusion.
[the Judge demon is urged by Spike to burn all the goodness out of Angel who's turned into Angelus]
Spike: Hurts, doesn't it?
Angelus: Well, you know, it kinda itches a little.
Spike: Don't just stand there, burn him!
[nothing happens]
Angelus: Gee, maybe he's broken.
Spike: What the hell is going on?
The Judge: [letting Angelus go] This one cannot be burned. He's clean.
Spike: Clean? You mean he's...
The Judge: There's no humanity in him.
Angelus: Couldn't have said it better myself.
Drusilla: Angel?
Angelus: Yeah, baby, I'm back.
Drusilla: You don't want to kill her, do you? You want to hurt her. Just like you hurt me.
Angelus: Nobody knows me like you do, Dru.
Spike: She'd better not get in our way.
Angelus: Don't worry about it.
Spike: I do.
Angelus: Spike, my boy, you really don't get it. Do you? You tried to kill her, but you couldn't. Look at you. You're a wreck. She's stronger than any Slayer you've ever faced. Force won't get it done. You gotta work from the inside. To kill this girl... you have to love her.
Drusilla: We're going to destroy the world. Want to come?
Angelus: Yeah, destroying the world. Great. I'm really more interested in the slayer.
Spike: Well, she's in the world, so that should work out.
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Becoming: Part 1 (#2.21)" (1998)
Spike: Nice walk, pet?
Drusilla: I met an old man. I didn't like him. He got stuck in my teeth.
Angelus: Acathla, the demon, came forth to swallow the world. He was killed by a virtuous knight who pierced the demon's heart before he could draw a breath to perform the act. Acathla turned to stone, as demons sometimes do, and was buried where neither man nor demon would want to look. Unless of course they're puttin' up low-rent housing.
[to other vampires]
Angelus: Boys.
[two vampires open the sarcophagus]
Drusilla: He fills my head. I can't hear anything else.
Spike: Let me guess, someone pulls out the sword...
Angelus: Someone worthy.
Spike: ...The demon wakes up and wackiness ensues.
Drusilla: He will swallow the world.
Angelus: And every creature living on this planet will go to hell. My friends, we're about to make history... end.
Drusilla: Me mum says I'm cursed. My seeing things is an affront to the Lord. That only He's supposed to see anything before it happens. But I don't mean to, Father, I swear. I swear. I try to be pure in His sight. I don't want to be an evil thing.
Angelus: Oh, hush, child. The Lord has a plan for all creatures. Even a devil child like you.
Drusilla: [mortified] A devil...
Angelus: Yes, you're a spawn of Satan, all the Hail Mary's in the world aren't going to help. The Lord will use you and smite you down. He's like that.
Drusilla: What can I do?
Angelus: Fulfill His plan, child. Be evil. Just give in.
Drusilla: No! I want to be good. I want to be pure.
Angelus: We all do, at first. World doesn't work that way.
Drusilla: Father, I beg you. Please... please, help me.
Angelus: Very well. Ten 'Our Fathers' and an act of contrition. Does that sound good?
Drusilla: Yes. Yes, Father, thank you.
Angelus: The pleasure was mine. Oh, and my child?
Drusilla: Yes?
Angelus: God is watching you.
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Passion (#2.17)" (1998)
Spike: Are you insane? We're supposed to kill the bitch, not leave gag gifts in her friends' beds.
Drusilla: But, Spike, the bad teacher was going to restore Angel's soul.
Spike: What if she did? If you ask me, I find myself preferring the old Buffy-whipped Angelus. This new, improved one is not playing with a full sack. I love a good slaughter as much as the next bloke, but his little pranks will only leave us with one incredibly brassed-off Slayer.
Angelus: Don't worry, roller boy. I've got everything under control.
Drusilla: [giving Spike a puppy] Her owner died... without a fight. Do you like her? Hm? I brought her specially for you, to cheer you up. And I've named her: Sunshine!
Drusilla: Why, Angel! Where have you been? The sun is almost up and it can be so hurtful. We were worried.
Spike: No, we weren't.
Drusilla: You must forgive Spike. He's just a bit testy tonight. Doesn't get out much anymore.
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Halloween (#2.6)" (1997)
Drusilla: Do you love my insides, the parts you can't see?
Spike: Eyeballs to entrails, my sweet.
Drusilla: You know what I miss? Leeches.
Drusilla: Do you love my insides, the parts you can't see?
Spike: Eyeballs to entrails, my sweet. That's why I've got to study this Slayer. Once I know her I can kill her. And once I kill her you can have your run of Sunnyhell. Get strong again.
Drusilla: Don't worry. Everything's switching. Outside to inside.
"Angel: Darla (#2.7)" (2000)
Darla: [looking at a dead body] So beautiful. Not a blemish, not a freckle. Perhaps we should have preserved that beauty for eternity-?
Angel: [as Angelus] Still, - he won't now age.
Darla: No, but he'll rot. Seems a pity.
Drusilla: When I bit into him, I could hear the ocean.
Darla: Of course you could.
Drusilla: I'm full and warm, yet all alone.
Angel: [as Angelus] That's not true, precious. You've got us.
Drusilla: Not in the least. You won't even hurt me just a little bit.
Darla: All you have to do is ask.
Drusilla: No. His head's too full of you, Grandmother.
Darla: Stop calling me that.
Drusilla: Don't be cross. I could be your mummy...
Angel: Well, if you're lonely, Dru, why don't you make yourself a playmate?
Drusilla: I could! I could pick the wisest and bravest knight in all the land and make him mine forever with a kiss.
Spike: [walking past] Bloody... watch where you're going!
Darla: Or you could just take the first drooling idiot that comes along.
Drusilla: Pretty music. Pretty, pretty music. They cry out for mercy. They cry out for mercy.
Darla: Show none.
Darla: [to Drucilla and Spike] So, where have you two been?
Drusilla: May I tell?
Spike: No need to be humble.
Drusilla: My little Spike just killed himself a Slayer!
Darla: [to Angelus] Did you hear that?
Angel: [as Angelus - not pleased] Congratulations. I guess that makes you one of us.
Spike: Don't be so glum, mate. The way you tell it, one Slayer snuffs it, another rises. I figure there's a new Chosen One, getting all chosen as we speak. I'll tell you what: if and when this new bird shows up, - I'll give you first crack at her.
Drusilla: I smell fear...
Angel: [as Angelus] This whole place reeks of it.
Drusilla: It's intoxicating.
Angel: Let's get out of here. This rebellion's starting to bore me.
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered (#2.16)" (1998)
Drusilla: Your face is a poem. I can read it.
Xander: Really? It doesn't say "spare me" by any chance?
Drusilla: How do you feel about eternal life?
Xander: We couldn't just start with a coffee?
[Angel puts a human heart in front of Drusilla]
Angelus: Happy Valentine's Day, Dru.
Drusilla: Oh, Angel. It's still warm.
Angelus: I knew you'd like it. I found it in a quaint little shop girl.
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Crush (#5.14)" (2001)
Spike: Could do without the laugh track, Dru.
Drusilla: But it's so funny. I knew before you did. I knew you loved the Slayer. The pixies in my head whispered it to me.
Spike: You can't tell me that there isn't anything there between you and me. I know you feel something.
Buffy: It's called revulsion. And whatever you think you're feeling it's not love. You can't love without a soul.
Drusilla: Oh, we can, you know. We can love quite well... if not wisely.
Harmony: You've got some nerve showing up here like this. After all this time. After breaking my sweet Boo-boo's heart!
Drusilla: [silently, to Spike] Boo-boo?
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Bring on the Night (#7.10)" (2002)
Spike: You're not Drusilla.
Drusilla: [as The First] No, I'm really not.
Spike: She was crazier than you.
Drusilla: [as The First] Do you know why you're alive?
Spike: Never figured you for existential thought, luv. I mean, you hated Paris.
Drusilla: [as The First] You're alive for one reason, and one reason only. Because I wish it. Do you know why I wish it? Because I'm not done with you.
Spike: [scoffs] Give it up. Whatever you are, whatever you get away with, I'm out. You can't pull this puppet's strings any more.
Drusilla: [as The First] And what makes you think you have a choice? What makes you think you will ever be any good at all in this world?
Spike: She does. Because she believes in me.
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: I Only Have Eyes for You (#2.19)" (1998)
Spike: [Angelus is furiously washing himself] You might want to let up. They say when you've drawn blood, you've exfoliated.
Angelus: What do you know about it? I'm the one who was friggin' violated. You didn't have this thing in you.
Drusilla: What was it? A demon?
Angelus: Love!
Drusilla: Poor Angel.
Drusilla: Then I'll sleep naked. Like the animals do.
Angelus: You know, I'm suddenly liking this plan.
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Lie to Me (#2.7)" (1997)
Drusilla: You sing the sweetest little song. Won't you sing for me, hmm? Don't you love me anymore?
[the image pulls back to Drusilla talking to a little canary lying dead in a birdcage]
Spike: Darling, I heard a funny thing just now. Lucius tells me that you went out on the hunt the other night.
Drusilla: My tummy was growly, and you were out.
[to the bird]
Drusilla: Come on.
[whistles]
Drusilla: I'll pout if you don't sing.
Spike: You, um, meet anyone? Anyone interesting, like Angel?
Drusilla: Angel.
Spike: Yeah. So what might you guys have talked about, then? Old times, childhood pranks? It's a little off, you two so friendly, him being the enemy, and all that.
Drusilla: [still to the bird] I'll give you a seed if you sing.
Spike: The bird's dead, Dru. You left it in a cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one.
[Drusilla cowers and whines]
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: What's My Line?: Part 2 (#2.10)" (1997)
[Drusilla is torturing Angel]
Drusilla: Say uncle. Oh, that's right, you killed my uncle.
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Lessons (#7.1)" (2002)
[last lines]
Warren Meers: [as The First] Of course she won't understand, Sparky. I'm beyond her understanding. She's a girl with sugar and spice and everything useless, unless you're baking. I'm more than that. More than flesh...
Glory: [as The First] More than blood. I'm- you know, I honestly don't think there's a human word fabulous enough for me. Oh, my name will be on everyone's lips. Assuming their lips haven't been torn off. But not just yet. That's alright, though.
Adam: [as The First] I can be patient. Everything is well within parameters. She's exactly where I want her to be. And so are you, Number 17. You're right where you belong.
Mayor Richard Wilkins: [as The First] So what'd ya thing? You'd get your soul back and everything'd be Jim-dandy? Soul's slippery than a greased weasel. Why do you think I sold mine? Well, you probably thought that you'd be your own man, and I respect that.
Drusilla: [as The First] But you never will. You'll always be mine. You'll always be in the dark with me. Singing our little songs. You like our little songs, don't you? You've always liked them. Right from the beginning. And that's where we're going.
The Master: [as The First] Right back to the beginning. Not the bang, not the word, the true beginning. The next few months are going to be quite a ride. And I think we're all going to learn something about ourselves in the process. You'll learn you're a pathetic schmuck, if it hasn't sunk in already. Look at you, trying to do what's right. Just like her. You still don't get it. It's not about right. Not about wrong.
Buffy Summers: [as The First] It's about power.
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Fool for Love (#5.7)" (2000)
[Angelus and Spike are about to trade blows]
Darla: [sing-song] I think our boys are going to fight.
Drusilla: The King of Cups expects a picnic. But this is not his birthday.
Darla: [looks at Drusilla like she's crazy] Good point.
"Angel: Destiny (#5.8)" (2003)
Drusilla: [to Angelus] Look what I made. It's called Willy.
Spike: William.
"Angel: The Girl in Question (#5.20)" (2004)
Drusilla: Time for another pony ride?
Spike: Son of a bitch!
Angel: The both of ya?
Darla: He's insatiable.
Spike: Drusilla, y-you let him touch you?
Drusilla: He felt like sunshine.
Spike: Uh, no. No.
Angel: That's why he had us tossed. So he could violate...
Darla: He didn't...
Angel: Violate our women!
Spike: Violate in succession!
Darla: Concurrently.
Angel: Concurrently? You never let us do that.
Darla: Come on, Dru. Let's have a bath so the boys can weep in private.
Drusilla: Will you hold me under the water?
Darla: If you wish.
Yes, Dru is crazy.
"Angel: Reunion (#2.10)" (2000)
Drusilla: I saw you coming, my lovely. The moon showed me. It told me to come into the twentieth century.
Angel: It's the twenty-first century, Dru.
Drusilla: Hmm, well I'm still lagging.
Lindsey McDonald: Can she hear you?
Drusilla: She's dead.
Lindsey McDonald: Oh, of course.
Drusilla: [sings] Run and catch, run and catch, the lamb is caught in the blackberry patch.
Holland Manners: Ladies. How...?
Darla: Your wife was kind enough to invite us in, Holland.
Holland Manners: Ah.
Drusilla: Very sweet, she was. Like clover.
[licking blood of her lips]
Drusilla: And honey.
Darla: Just think of it as our way of giving you what you want.
Holland Manners: What would I...?
Darla: I believe you said something about... a massacre.
Drusilla: You have beautiful skin.
Lilah Morgan: I moisturize.
Drusilla: That was very thoughtful of you.
Drusilla: Daddy's home.
Darla: Here for the tasting?
Drusilla: You're all new again.
Drusilla: I hear the sirens. They don't know if the world will be in the morning.
Lilah Morgan: [to Lindsey] Are the police coming?
Lindsey McDonald: No. She senses what this place was built for.
Drusilla: Ooh. I'm ringing. - Do you hear it? I'm ringing - all - over!
[Darla grabs the phone from Drusilla's cleavage]
Drusilla: Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.
"Angel: Redefinition (#2.11)" (2001)
Drusilla: Didn't like that barkeeper. Mm... can't get his eyes off my fingers.
Drusilla: [talking about Lindsey] He's got cow eyes, - big and black. Moo...
Drusilla: He won't leave.
Darla: I don't wanna hear this.
Drusilla: We could have a thousand soldiers, and still he'd come... Galloping, galloping, still he'll come.
Darla: Why is everybody trying to make this about Angel? I mean, for God's sake, can't a woman wreak a little havoc without there being a man involved?
Drusilla: You miss him, like a heartbeat.
Darla: I don't miss my heartbeat, Dru. It was a symptom of a disease I've since been cured of. You know, in a perfect world, Angel would be here right now helping me burn this city to the ground. This is his job I'm doing. But where is he? Probably flogging himself in a church somewhere.
Drusilla: Ooh, flogging! Ooh, churches...
Darla: In a perfect world, we'd be slaughtering the innocent. Laughing, as we rain destruction on this whole miserable town.
Drusilla: I see such pretty fire.
Darla: Fire. Conflagration. In a perfect world, they'd be nothing left here but ashes.
Drusilla: And pain. So much suffering. The flames are lovely. They dance, and the fire licks like a cat. And the screams. Oh, it's like star music.
Darla: That's nice, Dru. Now, hurry up. We can't be late.
Drusilla: Oh, it's beautiful. Dank and dark. It reeks of death.
Darla: That's motor oil, Dru.
Drusilla: Ten little soldiers all in a line. A shot rings out, - down to nine.
Drusilla: Dead already? Bad soldiers!
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: School Hard (#2.3)" (1997)
Drusilla: Do you like daisies? I plant them, but they always die. Everything I put in the ground withers and dies.
Spike: Me and Dru, we're movin' in. Now, any of you wanna test who's got the biggest wrinklies 'round here, step on up.
[to The Anointed One]
Spike: I'll do your Slayer for you. But you keep your flunkies from tryin' anything behind my back. Deal?
[the Anointed One nods]
Drusilla: I can't see her. The Slayer. I can't see. It's dark where she is. Kill her. Kill her, Spike. Kill her for me?
Spike: It's done, baby.
Drusilla: Kill her for princess?
Spike: I'll chop her into messes.
[last lines]
Spike: How's the Annoying One?
Drusilla: He doesn't wanna play.
Spike: Figures. Well, suppose I better go make nice.
[He walks over to the Anointed One and kneels before him]
The Anointed One: You failed.
Spike: I, um... I offer penance.
Vampire: Penance? You should lay down your life! Our numbers are depleted. The feast of St. Vigeous has been ruined by your impatience!
Spike: I was rash, and if I had to do it all over again...
[laughs evilly]
Spike: Who am I kidding? I would do it exactly the same, only I'd do this...
[grabs the Anointed One]
The Anointed One: No!
Spike: ...first!
[Spike sticks The Anointed One in the nearby cage and starts pulling a chain, lifting the cage up from the floor]
Spike: From now on, we're gonna have a little less ritual... and a little more fun around here.
[the cage is lifted into the sunlight. The Anointed One screams as he dies]
Spike: Let's see what's on TV.
Drusilla: Spike, I'm cold.
Spike: I got you.
Drusilla: I'm a princess.
Spike: That's what you are.
Drusilla: [about her favorite doll Miss Edith] Miss Edith speaks out of turn. She's a bad example and will have no cakes today.
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Innocence (#2.14)" (1998)
Spike: Are we feeling better, then?
Drusilla: I'm naming all the stars.
Spike: You can't see the stars, love. That's the ceiling. Also it's day.
Drusilla: I can see them. But I've named them all the same name, and there's terrible confusion.
[the Judge demon is urged by Spike to burn all the goodness out of Angel who's turned into Angelus]
Spike: Hurts, doesn't it?
Angelus: Well, you know, it kinda itches a little.
Spike: Don't just stand there, burn him!
[nothing happens]
Angelus: Gee, maybe he's broken.
Spike: What the hell is going on?
The Judge: [letting Angelus go] This one cannot be burned. He's clean.
Spike: Clean? You mean he's...
The Judge: There's no humanity in him.
Angelus: Couldn't have said it better myself.
Drusilla: Angel?
Angelus: Yeah, baby, I'm back.
Drusilla: You don't want to kill her, do you? You want to hurt her. Just like you hurt me.
Angelus: Nobody knows me like you do, Dru.
Spike: She'd better not get in our way.
Angelus: Don't worry about it.
Spike: I do.
Angelus: Spike, my boy, you really don't get it. Do you? You tried to kill her, but you couldn't. Look at you. You're a wreck. She's stronger than any Slayer you've ever faced. Force won't get it done. You gotta work from the inside. To kill this girl... you have to love her.
Drusilla: We're going to destroy the world. Want to come?
Angelus: Yeah, destroying the world. Great. I'm really more interested in the slayer.
Spike: Well, she's in the world, so that should work out.
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Becoming: Part 1 (#2.21)" (1998)
Spike: Nice walk, pet?
Drusilla: I met an old man. I didn't like him. He got stuck in my teeth.
Angelus: Acathla, the demon, came forth to swallow the world. He was killed by a virtuous knight who pierced the demon's heart before he could draw a breath to perform the act. Acathla turned to stone, as demons sometimes do, and was buried where neither man nor demon would want to look. Unless of course they're puttin' up low-rent housing.
[to other vampires]
Angelus: Boys.
[two vampires open the sarcophagus]
Drusilla: He fills my head. I can't hear anything else.
Spike: Let me guess, someone pulls out the sword...
Angelus: Someone worthy.
Spike: ...The demon wakes up and wackiness ensues.
Drusilla: He will swallow the world.
Angelus: And every creature living on this planet will go to hell. My friends, we're about to make history... end.
Drusilla: Me mum says I'm cursed. My seeing things is an affront to the Lord. That only He's supposed to see anything before it happens. But I don't mean to, Father, I swear. I swear. I try to be pure in His sight. I don't want to be an evil thing.
Angelus: Oh, hush, child. The Lord has a plan for all creatures. Even a devil child like you.
Drusilla: [mortified] A devil...
Angelus: Yes, you're a spawn of Satan, all the Hail Mary's in the world aren't going to help. The Lord will use you and smite you down. He's like that.
Drusilla: What can I do?
Angelus: Fulfill His plan, child. Be evil. Just give in.
Drusilla: No! I want to be good. I want to be pure.
Angelus: We all do, at first. World doesn't work that way.
Drusilla: Father, I beg you. Please... please, help me.
Angelus: Very well. Ten 'Our Fathers' and an act of contrition. Does that sound good?
Drusilla: Yes. Yes, Father, thank you.
Angelus: The pleasure was mine. Oh, and my child?
Drusilla: Yes?
Angelus: God is watching you.
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Passion (#2.17)" (1998)
Spike: Are you insane? We're supposed to kill the bitch, not leave gag gifts in her friends' beds.
Drusilla: But, Spike, the bad teacher was going to restore Angel's soul.
Spike: What if she did? If you ask me, I find myself preferring the old Buffy-whipped Angelus. This new, improved one is not playing with a full sack. I love a good slaughter as much as the next bloke, but his little pranks will only leave us with one incredibly brassed-off Slayer.
Angelus: Don't worry, roller boy. I've got everything under control.
Drusilla: [giving Spike a puppy] Her owner died... without a fight. Do you like her? Hm? I brought her specially for you, to cheer you up. And I've named her: Sunshine!
Drusilla: Why, Angel! Where have you been? The sun is almost up and it can be so hurtful. We were worried.
Spike: No, we weren't.
Drusilla: You must forgive Spike. He's just a bit testy tonight. Doesn't get out much anymore.
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Halloween (#2.6)" (1997)
Drusilla: Do you love my insides, the parts you can't see?
Spike: Eyeballs to entrails, my sweet.
Drusilla: You know what I miss? Leeches.
Drusilla: Do you love my insides, the parts you can't see?
Spike: Eyeballs to entrails, my sweet. That's why I've got to study this Slayer. Once I know her I can kill her. And once I kill her you can have your run of Sunnyhell. Get strong again.
Drusilla: Don't worry. Everything's switching. Outside to inside.
"Angel: Darla (#2.7)" (2000)
Darla: [looking at a dead body] So beautiful. Not a blemish, not a freckle. Perhaps we should have preserved that beauty for eternity-?
Angel: [as Angelus] Still, - he won't now age.
Darla: No, but he'll rot. Seems a pity.
Drusilla: When I bit into him, I could hear the ocean.
Darla: Of course you could.
Drusilla: I'm full and warm, yet all alone.
Angel: [as Angelus] That's not true, precious. You've got us.
Drusilla: Not in the least. You won't even hurt me just a little bit.
Darla: All you have to do is ask.
Drusilla: No. His head's too full of you, Grandmother.
Darla: Stop calling me that.
Drusilla: Don't be cross. I could be your mummy...
Angel: Well, if you're lonely, Dru, why don't you make yourself a playmate?
Drusilla: I could! I could pick the wisest and bravest knight in all the land and make him mine forever with a kiss.
Spike: [walking past] Bloody... watch where you're going!
Darla: Or you could just take the first drooling idiot that comes along.
Drusilla: Pretty music. Pretty, pretty music. They cry out for mercy. They cry out for mercy.
Darla: Show none.
Darla: [to Drucilla and Spike] So, where have you two been?
Drusilla: May I tell?
Spike: No need to be humble.
Drusilla: My little Spike just killed himself a Slayer!
Darla: [to Angelus] Did you hear that?
Angel: [as Angelus - not pleased] Congratulations. I guess that makes you one of us.
Spike: Don't be so glum, mate. The way you tell it, one Slayer snuffs it, another rises. I figure there's a new Chosen One, getting all chosen as we speak. I'll tell you what: if and when this new bird shows up, - I'll give you first crack at her.
Drusilla: I smell fear...
Angel: [as Angelus] This whole place reeks of it.
Drusilla: It's intoxicating.
Angel: Let's get out of here. This rebellion's starting to bore me.
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered (#2.16)" (1998)
Drusilla: Your face is a poem. I can read it.
Xander: Really? It doesn't say "spare me" by any chance?
Drusilla: How do you feel about eternal life?
Xander: We couldn't just start with a coffee?
[Angel puts a human heart in front of Drusilla]
Angelus: Happy Valentine's Day, Dru.
Drusilla: Oh, Angel. It's still warm.
Angelus: I knew you'd like it. I found it in a quaint little shop girl.
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Crush (#5.14)" (2001)
Spike: Could do without the laugh track, Dru.
Drusilla: But it's so funny. I knew before you did. I knew you loved the Slayer. The pixies in my head whispered it to me.
Spike: You can't tell me that there isn't anything there between you and me. I know you feel something.
Buffy: It's called revulsion. And whatever you think you're feeling it's not love. You can't love without a soul.
Drusilla: Oh, we can, you know. We can love quite well... if not wisely.
Harmony: You've got some nerve showing up here like this. After all this time. After breaking my sweet Boo-boo's heart!
Drusilla: [silently, to Spike] Boo-boo?
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Bring on the Night (#7.10)" (2002)
Spike: You're not Drusilla.
Drusilla: [as The First] No, I'm really not.
Spike: She was crazier than you.
Drusilla: [as The First] Do you know why you're alive?
Spike: Never figured you for existential thought, luv. I mean, you hated Paris.
Drusilla: [as The First] You're alive for one reason, and one reason only. Because I wish it. Do you know why I wish it? Because I'm not done with you.
Spike: [scoffs] Give it up. Whatever you are, whatever you get away with, I'm out. You can't pull this puppet's strings any more.
Drusilla: [as The First] And what makes you think you have a choice? What makes you think you will ever be any good at all in this world?
Spike: She does. Because she believes in me.
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: I Only Have Eyes for You (#2.19)" (1998)
Spike: [Angelus is furiously washing himself] You might want to let up. They say when you've drawn blood, you've exfoliated.
Angelus: What do you know about it? I'm the one who was friggin' violated. You didn't have this thing in you.
Drusilla: What was it? A demon?
Angelus: Love!
Drusilla: Poor Angel.
Drusilla: Then I'll sleep naked. Like the animals do.
Angelus: You know, I'm suddenly liking this plan.
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Lie to Me (#2.7)" (1997)
Drusilla: You sing the sweetest little song. Won't you sing for me, hmm? Don't you love me anymore?
[the image pulls back to Drusilla talking to a little canary lying dead in a birdcage]
Spike: Darling, I heard a funny thing just now. Lucius tells me that you went out on the hunt the other night.
Drusilla: My tummy was growly, and you were out.
[to the bird]
Drusilla: Come on.
[whistles]
Drusilla: I'll pout if you don't sing.
Spike: You, um, meet anyone? Anyone interesting, like Angel?
Drusilla: Angel.
Spike: Yeah. So what might you guys have talked about, then? Old times, childhood pranks? It's a little off, you two so friendly, him being the enemy, and all that.
Drusilla: [still to the bird] I'll give you a seed if you sing.
Spike: The bird's dead, Dru. You left it in a cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one.
[Drusilla cowers and whines]
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: What's My Line?: Part 2 (#2.10)" (1997)
[Drusilla is torturing Angel]
Drusilla: Say uncle. Oh, that's right, you killed my uncle.
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Lessons (#7.1)" (2002)
[last lines]
Warren Meers: [as The First] Of course she won't understand, Sparky. I'm beyond her understanding. She's a girl with sugar and spice and everything useless, unless you're baking. I'm more than that. More than flesh...
Glory: [as The First] More than blood. I'm- you know, I honestly don't think there's a human word fabulous enough for me. Oh, my name will be on everyone's lips. Assuming their lips haven't been torn off. But not just yet. That's alright, though.
Adam: [as The First] I can be patient. Everything is well within parameters. She's exactly where I want her to be. And so are you, Number 17. You're right where you belong.
Mayor Richard Wilkins: [as The First] So what'd ya thing? You'd get your soul back and everything'd be Jim-dandy? Soul's slippery than a greased weasel. Why do you think I sold mine? Well, you probably thought that you'd be your own man, and I respect that.
Drusilla: [as The First] But you never will. You'll always be mine. You'll always be in the dark with me. Singing our little songs. You like our little songs, don't you? You've always liked them. Right from the beginning. And that's where we're going.
The Master: [as The First] Right back to the beginning. Not the bang, not the word, the true beginning. The next few months are going to be quite a ride. And I think we're all going to learn something about ourselves in the process. You'll learn you're a pathetic schmuck, if it hasn't sunk in already. Look at you, trying to do what's right. Just like her. You still don't get it. It's not about right. Not about wrong.
Buffy Summers: [as The First] It's about power.
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Fool for Love (#5.7)" (2000)
[Angelus and Spike are about to trade blows]
Darla: [sing-song] I think our boys are going to fight.
Drusilla: The King of Cups expects a picnic. But this is not his birthday.
Darla: [looks at Drusilla like she's crazy] Good point.
"Angel: Destiny (#5.8)" (2003)
Drusilla: [to Angelus] Look what I made. It's called Willy.
Spike: William.
"Angel: The Girl in Question (#5.20)" (2004)
Drusilla: Time for another pony ride?
Spike: Son of a bitch!
Angel: The both of ya?
Darla: He's insatiable.
Spike: Drusilla, y-you let him touch you?
Drusilla: He felt like sunshine.
Spike: Uh, no. No.
Angel: That's why he had us tossed. So he could violate...
Darla: He didn't...
Angel: Violate our women!
Spike: Violate in succession!
Darla: Concurrently.
Angel: Concurrently? You never let us do that.
Darla: Come on, Dru. Let's have a bath so the boys can weep in private.
Drusilla: Will you hold me under the water?
Darla: If you wish.
Yes, Dru is crazy.